WHO'S A PAEDOPHILE?!

• Peter: Do you have a pen and paper?
• Roy: Nah, I'm recording.
• Peter: It's filepeter@hotmail.com
• Roy: filepeter...why filepeter?
• Peter: Well...File is my second name.
• Roy: Oh, right, I see...Peter File.
• Moss: Who's a paedophile?
• Roy: No, no, his name is Peter File.
• Moss: His name is paedophile?
• Jen: Don't say it like that. It sounds like paedophile.
• Moss: Isn't that what he just said?
• Jen: No, PETER File!
• Moss: PAEDOphile!
• Jen: PETER File!
• Richmond: Who's a paedophile?
• Jen: No one.
• Moss: Right, it just SOUNDS like paedophile.
• Jen: No, no it doesn't.
• Moss: It does a bit. Paedophile.
• Roy: Paedophile. Yeah, no, it does.
• Richmond: Paedophile.