The argument I had with my geography teacher today...

• Teacher: (to my boyfriend) If you spent more time revising, and less time figuring out your social life *stares at me*, then maybe you'll get a 'C', but even for you, that would be amazing. In my fifteen years of teaching, I have never, ever met a child so lazy, idle and self-cent--
• Me: *pushes teacher away from my boyfriends face* FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ARROGANT, LITTLE SHIT OF A TEACHER. NEVER IN MY FIFTEEN YEARS OF EDUCATION HAVE I EVER MET SUCH AN INSOLANT, LITTLE SHIT OF A PERSON. EVER.
• Teacher: Lisa, get out of my classroom.
• Me: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE AN--
• Boyfriend: *Stands up and yells at teacher* ARSEHOLE!
• Me: SIT DOWN NOW! ... YEAH, you're a selfish, arsehole. You're a crap teacher, and god-forbid, if I ever, EVER see you, or hear of you talking to my boyfriend like that again... *evils* So I'll leave your classroom, and see you tommorow...