MAKE IT SO I CAN USE BOLD AND ITALICS ON TWITTER. This is the future of social networking in the world, and I can’t even change the goddamn font? Even Microsoft Word lets me do that, and Word is ASS. Twitter doesn’t let you do shit, and its 3MB server located in an Albany deli shuts down every three seconds. Improve this service, so that I may more efficiently tell the world about my bowel movements.