June 2010
62 posts
Psychology revision notes.
duckylikesrainbows:
Once a person is labelled with a mental disorder, they may begin to behave in the expected way due to the label. The diagnosis then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
SMILE.: i want to be pretty. i want to be thin. i... →
i want to be pretty. i want to be thin. i want to have a good singing voice. i want to be popular. i want to have the hottest boyfriend in the world. i want everyone to be my friend. i want loads of money. i want to have a perfect size family. i want to be able to wear whatever i want without…
I used to have a voice like Justin Biebers, then I...
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Ask me ANYTHING! DO IT, RIGHT NOW. Please? :) →
Omfg, you have to ♥ the Tumblr archive pages... →
WHO'S A PAEDOPHILE?!
Peter: Do you have a pen and paper?
Roy: Nah, I'm recording.
Peter: It's filepeter@hotmail.com
Roy: filepeter...why filepeter?
Peter: Well...File is my second name.
Roy: Oh, right, I see...Peter File.
Moss: Who's a paedophile?
Roy: No, no, his name is Peter File.
Moss: His name is paedophile?
Jen: Don't say it like that. It sounds like paedophile.
Moss: Isn't that what he just said?
Jen: No, PETER File!
Moss: PAEDOphile!
Jen: PETER File!
Richmond: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: No one.
Moss: Right, it just SOUNDS like paedophile.
Jen: No, no it doesn't.
Moss: It does a bit. Paedophile.
Roy: Paedophile. Yeah, no, it does.
Richmond: Paedophile.
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The argument I had with my geography teacher...
Teacher: (to my boyfriend) If you spent more time revising, and less time figuring out your social life *stares at me*, then maybe you'll get a 'C', but even for you, that would be amazing. In my fifteen years of teaching, I have never, ever met a child so lazy, idle and self-cent--
Me: *pushes teacher away from my boyfriends face* FUCK YOU! YOU'RE AN ARROGANT, LITTLE SHIT OF A TEACHER. NEVER IN MY FIFTEEN YEARS OF EDUCATION HAVE I EVER MET SUCH AN INSOLANT, LITTLE SHIT OF A PERSON. EVER.
Teacher: Lisa, get out of my classroom.
Me: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE AN--
Boyfriend: *Stands up and yells at teacher* ARSEHOLE!
Me: SIT DOWN NOW! ... YEAH, you're a selfish, arsehole. You're a crap teacher, and god-forbid, if I ever, EVER see you, or hear of you talking to my boyfriend like that again... *evils* So I'll leave your classroom, and see you tommorow...
What I'm going to do tommorow.
Tommorow, I’m going to choose someone at random, that I know, to wage all-out-war on for the next month. Okay?!
I want a boy who will move the hair away from my...
duckylikesrainbows:
livingthegoldenlie:
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blamebriandales:
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hellokatielala:
i have all this! <3
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I do, but I don’t. Meerrrrrrr.
aw thats adorable, i wasnt really arsed about stuff like that but after reading this..
New Tumblr dashboard colourr. :D
tellmesweetlies:
Much prefer it. :)
MAKE IT LEGAL FOR ME TO CARRY A CONCEALED GUN THAT HAS BLANKS, AND MAKE IT LEGAL FOR ME TO SHOOT THOSE BLANKS AT THOSE WHO DISPLEASE ME. I don’t want to kill anyone. I just want them to know I’d LIKE to kill them. Like this cunt who was in front of me at the dry cleaners yesterday. This woman had a bag of clothes with her and was deciding AT THE COUNTER what she needed dry cleaned...
MAKE IT SO I CAN USE BOLD AND ITALICS ON TWITTER. This is the future of social networking in the world, and I can’t even change the goddamn font? Even Microsoft Word lets me do that, and Word is ASS. Twitter doesn’t let you do shit, and its 3MB server located in an Albany deli shuts down every three seconds. Improve this service, so that I may more efficiently tell the world about...
A Simple Request of the 2010 Graduating Class
summerlisting:
INVENT THE FLYING HOVERBOARD. Yes. That’s right. You heard me. Invent it. Right now. Don’t look so gung ho about taking on life NOW, do you? Not when someone has given you actual work to do.
There isn’t a man on Earth who doesn’t wish he could hop on a hoverboard and McFly 1,000 feet in the air to a floating 23rd century taco stand. Hundreds of graduating classes have come and...
Lego-built printer! :D →
Found via @TheMrMay on Twitter.com
Apple's lost founder: Jobs, Woz and Wayne - San... →
nedhepburn:
Sold his 10% stake in the company 12 days in for $800. It’d be worth $22,000,000,000 today.
latenightsonrooftops:
anetaaaa:
A woman’s fiance of six years told her to “Get an abortion or get out.” She moved out that night, with nothing to her name, and no idea where to go. I’m graduating high school with a full ride scholarship, and that woman is truly my best friend. We did it, Mom. You and me. We’ve never needed him.
this GMH<3
Woah.
Only just now have I felt the real power of tumblr.
I posted something a few days ago, one person re-blogged it, and it’s been reblogged at least 7 times now. Woah.
I love this damn site! Lisa. x
Photoshop me! The truth behind digital retouching... →
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Google Gravity →
Works best with Google Chrome.
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A note about last nights post.
I’m not going to link to what I posted last night. I’m not going to tell you why I did it, or why I posted it, I’m not going to remove what I posted last night and, I’m not going to appologise for what I posted last night. That’s reality.
Self-harm happens when someone hurts or harms themselves (hence the name). They may:
take too many tablets;
cut themselves;
...
How did one ape 45,000 years ago happen to turn... →
youmightfindyourself:
Human evolution presents a puzzle. Nothing seems to explain the sudden takeoff of the last 45,000 years—the conversion of just another rare predatory ape into a planet dominator with rapidly progressing technologies. Once “progress” started to produce new tools, different ways of life and burgeoning populations, it accelerated all over the world, culminating in...
Overheard...
Guy: Fatty!
Girl: I'm not fat! I'm pregnant!
Guy: Whose is it?
Girl: You know the guy from McDonalds?
Guy: Faaaa-tttaaaayyy!
Overheard...
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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What would your dream job look like?
Working in extreme environments. :)
Ask me anything
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Do you believe in ghosts?
Not exactly ghosts. I belive in ‘things’ all around us. Like God.
Although, I think it would be cool if we had those flying white ‘pure spirit’ things, like off Avatar… ^_^
Ask me anything